It's National Let's Laugh Day
Everyone could use a good laugh these days. For National Let's Laugh Day this week we asked the employees at Jovian Concepts for their best jokes to share. You'll notice that most of these jokes hit pretty close to home. It's a Big Idea to be so Down to Earth. After all, Big Ideas are Jovian Concepts.
Milk and Eggs
The engineer's partner asked, "Can you please run to the farmers' market to buy a pint of milk and if they have eggs get a dozen?"
The engineer returns an hour later with 12 pints of milk.
The partner asked, "Why on earth did you get so much milk?"
The engineer replied, "They had eggs."
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. That's a hardware issue.
All Types of People
There are 10 types of people in the world:
Those who understand binary and those who do not.
All Types of People (More!)
There are two types of data analysts:
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
Special Joke for the CEO of Jovian Concepts
A man found a magic lamp with a genie who offered him three wishes.
"For my first wish," the man said, "I'd like to be rich."
"Okay, Rich," the genie replied, "what's your second wish?"
Thanks to everyone who submitted jokes!
About Jovian Concepts, Inc.
Jovian Concepts, Inc., provides unique on-site consulting services to agencies of the United States government. Founded in 2009 by Richard Scheper, Ph.D., Jovian Concepts is based in Maryland. For more information, visit www.jovianconcepts.com.