Spring BINGO is Full of Humor

At our Spring Fling BINGO we asked participants to tell their best "dad jokes" in between each game. We're sharing some of the most memorable ones for your amusement in honor of National Humor Month.

What do you call an angry carrot?

A steamed vegetable.

Why did the hen count her eggs?

She was a mathemachicken.

What do a tick and the Eifel Tower have in common?

They are both parasites. (Paris sites, get it?)

How do you make an eggroll?

Push it.

I told my boss I only get sick on weekdays.

He said I have a weekend-immune system.

Why are balloons so expensive?

Because of inflation.

Online BINGO hosted by our Vice President Heather Johnson is a tradition at Jovian Concepts that contributes to our cohesive corporate culture. Learn more about what it's like to be Jovian by exploring our site.

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